DISTEL Kabarett-Theater: Beyond Germany - PK 1

DISTEL Kabarett-Theater , Friedrichstraße 101, 10117 Berlin, Mitte

Tickets 2for1 When: February 20, 2025

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A true story

Where have they gone, the good old days of "Made in Germany"?

Germany is on the move abroad. To Poland, for example. MIELE, for example, is relocating its refrigerator production from Gütersloh to Lodz. Vicky Leandros once proclaimed: "Theo, we're going to Lodz". Incidentally, this German pop singer came from Greece. Welcome, Vicky! And the Chinese? They haven't been dependent on Germany for a long time. Today they simply build their own German workmanship...

So what? We Germans like to share with the world - only within society we prefer to divide: right, left, far right, left of center and then there's Sahra Wagenknecht. It's complicated. And what isn't complicated is made complicated - after all, what are laws for?

Bureaucracy is still Germany's core competence, nobody is fooling us. Okay, maybe the EU. Although... Everyone is now working on the European house on their own again. The Italians, Swedes, Dutch, Hungarians, Finns and Slovakia... And us? The great role model in the world - Germany - stinks in the EU! In terms of economic growth, we rank 26th out of 27 countries, but we are second last in terms of rail punctuality. Find the mistake.

Well... and education, our most important resource? After all, we're in 15th place in PISA. fuck! The New York Times wrote: "Forget everything you thought you knew about Germany." Too bad German students can't read that anymore.As you can see, we are still ahead when it comes to complaining. Only the Bulgarians are even more dissatisfied than us - man, are they lucky!

 

"Jenseits von Germany"

Thursday, February 20, 2025 at 7:30 pm

A true story

Where have they gone, the good old days of "Made in Germany"?

Germany is on the move abroad. To Poland, for example. MIELE, for example, is relocating its refrigerator production from Gütersloh to Lodz. Vicky Leandros once proclaimed: "Theo, we're going to Lodz". Incidentally, this German pop singer came from Greece. Welcome, Vicky! And the Chinese? They haven't been dependent on Germany for a long time. Today they simply build their own German workmanship...

So what? We Germans like to share with the world - only within society we prefer to divide: right, left, far right, left of center and then there's Sahra Wagenknecht. It's complicated. And what isn't complicated is made complicated - after all, what are laws for?

Bureaucracy is still Germany's core competence, nobody is fooling us. Okay, maybe the EU. Although... Everyone is now working on the European house on their own again. The Italians, Swedes, Dutch, Hungarians, Finns and Slovakia... And us? The great role model in the world - Germany - stinks in the EU! In terms of economic growth, we rank 26th out of 27 countries, but we are second last in terms of rail punctuality. Find the mistake.

Well... and education, our most important resource? After all, we're in 15th place in PISA. fuck! The New York Times wrote: "Forget everything you thought you knew about Germany." Too bad German students can't read that anymore.As you can see, we are still ahead when it comes to complaining. Only the Bulgarians are even more dissatisfied than us - man, are they lucky!

 

"Jenseits von Germany"

Thursday, February 20, 2025 at 7:30 pm

Info: DISTEL Kabarett-Theater

The prickly DISTEL entertains with pointed humor. It's teased, ridiculed, dissected, torn, hot off the press. Whether sketch, solo number, sarcastic song: with wittily witty programs, the DISTEL provides for famous pleasure. The richly-formed play is the trademark. First-class classical cabaret is offered at the nerve of the time! The proximity to the Reichstag and the Chancellery is an incentive to be the sharp "sting on the seat of government".

Ratings

8 Ratings
 Jessica W. on 10/06/2019

"Saving the world for beginners"... Quite worth seeing! Great implementation, entertaining story... However, the live music was sometimes louder than the vocals, which is why the lyrics could not always be understood.

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"Weltretten für Anfänger"... Durchaus sehenswert! Tolle Umsetzung, kurzweilige Story... Allerdings war die Live-Musik teils lauter als der Gesang,weshalb der Text nicht immer verstanden werden konnte.

 Adriane K. on 02/09/2017

Yesterday we went to the performance "Einmal Deutschland für alle" and we liked it very much. It was a super nice evening and therefore 5 stars. Really worth seeing.

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Wir waren gestern zur Aufführung "Einmal Deutschland für alle" und es hat uns sehr gut gefallen.Es war ein super schöner Abend und deshalb 5 Sterne.Wirklich sehenswert.

 Ginette B. on 11/15/2016

We watched "This is the summit." Great job, one of the best pieces we saw in that thistle. I guarantee you'll go a second time. Super, super, super!

translated from german - show original
Wir haben "Das ist der Gipfel" angeschaut. Toll gemacht, eines der besten Stücke, die wir in der Distel gesehen haben. Gehen garantiert noch ein zweites Mal hin. Super, super, super!

 Andrea D. on 11/02/2016

This is really the summit: one of the best, most entertaining and up-to-date programmes of the Distel! Great performance from Saxony to Trump, from Greece to Brussels - everything perfectly staged! Bravo!!!

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Das ist wirklich der Gipfel: eines der besten, kurzweiligsten und aktuell-bissigsten Programme der Distel! Ganz große Performance vom Sachsen bis Trump, von Griechenland bis Brüssel - alles perfekt inszeniert! Bravo!!!

 Ginette B. on 05/27/2016

"Where to go with Mommy" is absolutely worth seeing - great actors and great seats with get2Card. We're going to see another play too!

translated from german - show original
"Wohin mit Mutti" ist absolut sehenswert - tolle Schauspieler und super Plätze mit get2Card. Wir werden uns auch noch ein anderes Stück ansehen!

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